So, I did something this weekend that will surprise no one who knew me as a child. Allow me to explain.
Since Alex and I moved into our home, we have been observing the escapades of some of the local feral cats. A couple of houses nearby feed them, and they are always having kittens. One of these mother cats and her fine litter of four kittens took to hanging around our back yard and porch. We had only seen them at a distance until one morning when I saw this pile of cuteness on our back doormat.
Alex and I concluded that we must do something about these kittens. When they were old enough to be away from their mother, we would trap them and take them to the local shelter. They were young and awfully cute, so they had a good chance at finding homes. I wanted to wait until they were weaned because I was worried about our ability to catch the mother, considering that she had lived on the streets her whole life and was understandably quite skittish. Over the next several weeks, they came and went as they pleased. We wouldn't see them for a few days, then Phineas, our ever-vigilant Siamese, would trill at the window. Phineas trills any time he sees a cat outside, so he would alert us when the kittens were nearby. They would get right up to our doormat, but the second we moved to open the door, they would scatter. We let them be, hoping that it would make them easier to trap when the time came. They grew bigger, and we were just about ready to get a trap.
This last Saturday, I was cleaning the house in preparation for a Christmas party with my friends, and I heard Phineas' telltale chirping. Sure enough, we had visitors. The kittens were laying in the warm sun on our back porch. But today, I noticed something off. one of the little tabbies was limping, putting no weight at all on his front leg. I snuck out the front door and crept toward the back porch to get a closer look, and in some vain hope that I could scoop him up in a towel and take him in to a vet. The kittens scattered, of course. As the injured tabby fled, I saw how his leg dangled, totally useless. It must hurt terribly, and dragging it around would leave the poor thing vulnerable to predators and accidents. As a lifelong animal lover, I couldn't just let him go. I asked Alex to pick up a trap on his way home from the barber shop. Today was the day to trap the kittens. I had picked a chicken to make soup for dinner, and I put some chicken scraps in each of the two traps. We placed the taps and waited.
As we were putting away the leftovers from dinner, we looked out and sure enough one of the traps had snapped closed, trapping a kitten. It wasn't the injured kitten, but it was still a kitten that could possibly be tamed and adopted. I brought the kitten inside and Alex helped me shuffle it into a carrier and reset the trap. As I snuck outside to place the trap, I heard our second trap snap closed. Kitten number two! We have two carriers, so into a second carrier the second kitten went, and out went the trap. Within minutes, we had kitten number three! They were either really hungry or kinda dumb. Finally, the only kitten left was our little gimpy tabby. We placed the traps, and hovered by the window. He crawled into the trap and started nibbling at the wet food we placed inside. He didn't step on the pressure plate that triggered the door immediately, only having one front leg working and all, but our patience was rewarded. We shouted in victory as the trap finally snapped closed. We had all four kittens, including the one with the busted leg!
We placed the trap one last time just to see if we could get lucky enough to get the mother cat. She was smart, so surely she would flee after the kittens were captured. She must have been starving after feeding four kittens for so long, because it wasn't long before she, too, was in our trap. We had two carriers with two kittens apiece, so we decided to keep the mother in the trap and just make sure she could see her kittens. They were all not pleased with the whole situation, but they were warm, safe, and had no further injuries from the trapping process. The time from the first kitten to all five cats in the house was only an hour. I was thinking that we'd trap them over the course of a couple weeks, but I guess they wanted to stay together. With them in the crates, I was able to get a good look at them. Aside from that awful leg and being skinny, they looked quite healthy. They weren't sneezing, and their eyes, wide with fear, were bright and clear. And their markings were beautiful, especially the calicos. If they could be tamed, they would surely steal some hearts and get adopted.
I called the animal shelter, and it was closed (no surprise at 7:30pm), so I was transferred to the non-emergency police line. They said to call in the morning and someone from animal control would be able to pick up the family and bring them to the shelter. Until then, we had five feral cats in our entryway. Our two cats, ever curious, wandered over to make friends, but the cat family was having none of it. That mother cat has quite the stink eye, and she aimed it right at Phineas. We put towels over the carriers and left the cats in peace.
At about 5am the next morning, I awoke to the sound of mewling kittens. I went to check on them, and they were all fine, just upset and probably hungry. I gave them a bit of food and tried to go back to bed. They kept crying. On that day, I learned that I cannot sleep with kittens meowing nearby. It's like a baby cry, I have a deep need to attend to it. So, after lying in bed for a while, I started my day. The kittens had wet the crates and it stank, but I wasn't about to move them and risk an escape. Animal control would be there soon enough and then I'd clean the carriers and the floor. At 8am, I called and explained the situation to the dispatcher. She took my address and phone number, and told me an officer would be out soon to pick them up. I busied myself with chores and tried to ignore the periodic chorus of pathetic kitten mews.
Around 9:45, an officer arrived with some transport cages. We had made his job relatively easy, having the cats all in carriers and locking our own cats away in other rooms. The transfer of the mother cat, however, didn't go as planned. The officer lined up his cage with ours and opened the doors. The cages weren't lined up quite right and she bolted out the gap and smacked right into the glass window in an attempt to escape. Thwarted by the glass, she climbed the blinds (if she wasn't so skinny, I'm sure they would have come crashing down), and clung to the rod at the top of the window. The officer retrieved a net from his truck and tried to fish the cat down from her perch. She freaked out and bolted, leaping all the way down and skittering across the house, finally coming to an abrupt stop on top of a shelf in the dining room. Parkour athletes have nothing on feral cats, this little mama kitty could move. She tried climbing the wall, but there was nowhere for her to go. The animal control officer finally coaxed, okay coerced, her into the net.
The kittens were the easy part, he could just pick them up by their little scruffs and put them in the transport cage. He said that they would get the leg looked at by a vet and away they went. I cleaned the front area (this moment brought to you by Nature's Miracle, best stuff for getting cat pee smell out of anything) and wiped down anywhere the mother cat had run, and Alex took the carriers outside to hose down and air out.
I will be checking the "Adoptable Pets" section of the Denton Animal Shelter page in the coming weeks, looking for two little calicos and two little tabbies. Will the one with the bad leg make a full recovery, or will he lose the leg? Maybe I'll see the mother cat up for adoption. Maybe I'll see the mother cat back in my backyard, this time with a clipped ear (the universal sign that the cat has been trapped and spayed), saved from a life of constant pregnancy and kitten-rearing. I only know that as I write this, they may be scared and confused, but on a damp, chilly night, they are warm and fed. That's the best I can do. I can't save the whole colony, but that tabby with the gimpy leg has a chance at a life without pain. It may not matter to the world, but it matters to that family of cats.
And it matters to me.
Merry Christmas a few days early, everyone.